搞笑的短英语句子说说心情

【第1句】： 求英文幽默简短的句子

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. <；强推>

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <；强推这句>

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

够暸吗？

【第2句】： 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.

【第3句】： 心情短语,英文的

——当你的心真的在痛，眼泪快要流下来的时候，那就赶快抬头看看，这片曾经属于我们的天空；当天依旧是那么的广阔，云依旧那么的潇洒，那就不应该哭，因为我的离去，并没有带走你的世界。

When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. Please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. If the sky is still vast, clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn't take away the world that belongs to you. ——你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚，我曾经听人说过，当你不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。 The more you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget. ——离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain. ——如果花开了，就喜欢；如果花落了，就放弃。陪你在路上满心欢喜是因为风景，不是因为你。

If it blossoms, I will love; if not, give up. I just accompany u merrily for the sake of scenery not for you——我知道这世上有人在等我，但我不知道我在等谁，为了这个，我每天都非常快乐。 I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. ——我安慰自己，虽然在最底最底的位置，看不到花儿绽放是的艳丽，然而却总不会错过花瓣飘落时在风中悠扬飞舞的浪漫。

I comfort myself like this: although I am in the lowest place, seeing now flowers blossoming, I can always witness the romance when the petals fall down and fly in the wind. ——我相信了你编写的童话，自己就成了童话中幽蓝的花。 I believe in the fairy story u wrote for me, and myself becomes the faint flower in the story. ——幸福的关键不在与找到一个完美的人，而在找到任何一个人，然后和他一起努力建立一个完美的关系。

The key for happiness is not find a perfect person, but find someone and build a perfect relationship with him. ——与其等到别人来爱你，不如自己学着努力多爱自己一些，如果今天的你没有比昨天更喜欢自己，那明天对你来说又有什么意义呢？ It's better to try hard to love yourself more than to wait someone to love u. if today u don't like yourself more than yesterday, so what's the meaning of tomorrow？ ——宽恕，原谅并不代表忘记，也不代表赦免，而是放自己一条生路。孤单不是有没有朋友的关系，而是有没有住在你的心里。

To forgive is not to forget, nor remit, but let it go; to be lonely is not becoz u have no friends, but no one is living in ur heart. ——事实上，这个世界不符合所有人的梦想。只是有人可以学会遗忘，有人却坚持。

The fact is that the world is out of everyone's expectation. But some learn to forget, but others insist. ——在这世界上无所谓偶然，只是伪装成偶然的必然。 In this world, there is no accident, but some certainty that pretends to be accident. ——偶尔要回头看看，否则永远都在追寻，而不知道自己失去了什么。

Sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching. 天爷叻 累死我了 我只是按我的审美帮你找了 你还有什么要求欢迎追问。

【第4句】： 英语幽默短句100个

【第1句】： Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.

钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

【第2句】： One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

【第3句】： Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

【第4句】： Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

【第5句】： Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。

【第6句】： Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

【第7句】： The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

【第8句】： Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

【第9句】： Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

【第10句】： Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

【第5句】： 有趣的简短的英语句子

When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。

The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。

Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。

The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。

although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。

Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。

【第6句】： 关于开心的英语句子

Learning English is a like a happy journey. You start from where you know nothing or little about English, and on the way you come to learn words, sentences, grammar, sound, and learn how to read and to speak. Until one day you could talk with people in English! Imagine how happy you will be. So we all can see that learning English is a happy thing.

学习英语就像是一个快乐之旅，开始时你对英语一无所知，或者所知不多。在学习的旅途上，你慢慢学习了词汇、句子、语法、发音，学会了阅读和听说，直到有一天你可以用英语和人们交谈了！想想你该是多么的开心快乐。所以我们说，学习英语是一件快乐的事情。

【第7句】： 英语幽默短句

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry. 聪明人都是未婚的。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。 "Hard work never killed any body."But why take the risk？ 努力工作不会导致死亡。

但为什么要冒险呢？。

【第8句】： 描写心情的英语句子

what a bad day for me

what a pity

how terrible!!

I am in an ill humor.

我心情不好。

I'm in a bad mood

I'm in foul temper

I'm feeling rather blue

I"m in that low frame of mind.

I"m in a bad temper

lost，失落drowsy，心情低下

伤心

grief

grieve

hurt

smart from

teen

【第9句】： 英文经典哲理心情语句

【第1句】：记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的

Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.

【第2句】：能冲刷一切的除了眼泪，就是时间，以时间来推移感情，时间越长，冲突越淡，仿佛不断稀释的茶

Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.

【第3句】：怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物，也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分

Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God.

【第4句】：智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。

Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life.

【第5句】：世上的姑娘总以为自己是骄傲的公主（除了少数极丑和少数极聪明的姑娘例外）

Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones.