幽默的英语好句子说说心情
【第1句】： 描写心情美好的英语句子
【第1句】：I am too happy to stand faint！我要幸福的昏倒了！【第2句】：May you come into a good fortune! Good luck, good health, hood cheer. I wish you a happy New Year. 祝好运、健康、佳肴伴你度过一个快乐新年。
【第3句】：I hasten to congratulate you on the happy return of your birthday. 时值足下千秋令旦，草此聊表贺忱。【第4句】：I n this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。
【第5句】：Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.对于大多数人来说， 他们认定自己有多幸福， 就有多幸福。【第6句】：T housand of time i have thought of you .my heart is going high into the air and flying with my blessing towards you i don't care loneliness. i am satisfied when you are happy and i am happy when i think of you！千万个思念，在空气中凝固。
扬起风吹向你，带着我的祝福，寂寞我不在乎，你快乐我就满足，想你是我的幸福！【第7句】：I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although i've no idea of who he is. but i feel happy every day for this. 我知道这世上有人在等我，尽管我不知道我在等谁。但是因为这样，我每天都非常快乐。
【第8句】：H appy are the families where the government of parents is the reign of affection, and of the children the submission to love.幸福的家庭，父母靠慈爱当家，孩子也是出于对父母的爱而顺从大人。【第9句】：W ith the friends there are always laughs and shared happy moments, the friends are like the small drops of water of the morning dew, where the heart is it and freshens up.总是能与朋友一齐笑和分享快乐时光的朋友，就像心里面一小滴清晨的露水，可以使人精神饱满。
【第10句】：I will make you happy when you are depressed. i will make you delighted when you are in great sorrow！在你抑郁的时候， 就是你的开心果。在你忧伤的时候， 愿作你的忘忧树！【第11句】：Thank you for your helping my dreams,my life,my future ,Happy Birthday,sir!【第12句】：L ife to learn to enjoy: enjoy working happy laughter, enjoy friends, enjoy the warmth of family, enjoy the joy to create, enjoy the sweet fruit. 生活中要学会享受：享受工作的欢快，享受朋友的笑声，享受家人的温馨，享受创造的快慰，享受果实的甜美。
【第13句】：I n this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。【第14句】：On the journey of life you have kindled the light of hope for me to enrich my mind, add my wisdom to thank you! Teacher, I wish you healthy forever, happy, happy！人生旅程上您为我点燃希望的光芒丰富我的心灵，增添我的智慧 谢谢您！老师，愿您永远健康、愉快、幸福！15 、H appy is the man who is living by his hobby. 醉心于某种癖好的人是幸福的。
【第2句】： 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用
Humor's role in our lives
People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.
【第3句】： 搞笑的英语句子
老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思
老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？
我说：“我不知道”
老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！
老妈：还嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）
老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。
我说：是“我知道“
老妈：知道就快说。
我说：就是“我知道“
老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？
我说：就是我知道呀！
老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）
老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？
我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧
这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“
我：“我很烦，别烦我“
老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）
老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我说：“我没听清，再说一次“
老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我没听清，再说一次“
结果被扁
老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“
我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）
老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我说：“查字典“
“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）
老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“
我说：“你最好问别人“
“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“
我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“
“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手
我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”
“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”
【第4句】： 列举描写心情美好的英语句子
【第1句】：I am too happy to stand faint！我要幸福的昏倒了！【第2句】：May you come into a good fortune! Good luck, good health, hood cheer. I wish you a happy New Year. 祝好运、健康、佳肴伴你度过一个快乐新年。
【第3句】：I hasten to congratulate you on the happy return of your birthday. 时值足下千秋令旦，草此聊表贺忱。【第4句】：I n this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。
【第5句】：Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.对于大多数人来说， 他们认定自己有多幸福， 就有多幸福。【第6句】：T housand of time i have thought of you .my heart is going high into the air and flying with my blessing towards you i don't care loneliness. i am satisfied when you are happy and i am happy when i think of you！千万个思念，在空气中凝固。
扬起风吹向你，带着我的祝福，寂寞我不在乎，你快乐我就满足，想你是我的幸福！【第7句】：I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although i've no idea of who he is. but i feel happy every day for this. 我知道这世上有人在等我，尽管我不知道我在等谁。但是因为这样，我每天都非常快乐。
【第8句】：H appy are the families where the government of parents is the reign of affection, and of the children the submission to love.幸福的家庭，父母靠慈爱当家，孩子也是出于对父母的爱而顺从大人。【第9句】：W ith the friends there are always laughs and shared happy moments, the friends are like the small drops of water of the morning dew, where the heart is it and freshens up.总是能与朋友一齐笑和分享快乐时光的朋友，就像心里面一小滴清晨的露水，可以使人精神饱满。
【第10句】：I will make you happy when you are depressed. i will make you delighted when you are in great sorrow！在你抑郁的时候， 就是你的开心果。在你忧伤的时候， 愿作你的忘忧树！【第11句】：Thank you for your helping my dreams,my life,my future ,Happy Birthday,sir!【第12句】：L ife to learn to enjoy: enjoy working happy laughter, enjoy friends, enjoy the warmth of family, enjoy the joy to create, enjoy the sweet fruit. 生活中要学会享受：享受工作的欢快，享受朋友的笑声，享受家人的温馨，享受创造的快慰，享受果实的甜美。
【第13句】：I n this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。【第14句】：On the journey of life you have kindled the light of hope for me to enrich my mind, add my wisdom to thank you! Teacher, I wish you healthy forever, happy, happy！人生旅程上您为我点燃希望的光芒丰富我的心灵，增添我的智慧 谢谢您！老师，愿您永远健康、愉快、幸福！15 、H appy is the man who is living by his hobby. 醉心于某种癖好的人是幸福的。
【第5句】： 英语的一些比较有趣的句子
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.
我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
（这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。）
Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棍？
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
【第6句】： 比较好的英文句子
all shall be well, jack shall have gill
（有情人终成眷属）
So,don't envy other people because happiness is always nearly!
（不要光羡慕别人，因为快乐和幸福就围绕在你身边，唾手可得.）
Instead,life is like a revolving door.when it closes,it also opens!
（其实，生活就像是一道旋转门，它在关闭这扇门的同时，也为你打开了另一扇门.）
Pressure and challenges are all an opportunity for me to rise!
（压力和挑战都是我崛起的机会.）
There is no smoke without fire.
（无风不起浪.）
The darkest hour is before the dawn.
（最黑暗的时间过去了就是黎明.）
