英文搞笑的句子说说心情
【第1句】： 英语有什么有趣的句子
【第1句】： Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
【第2句】： I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
【第3句】： I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
【第4句】： We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
【第5句】： The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
【第6句】： Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。
【第7句】： 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。
下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。
这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。
【第8句】： 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。）
【第2句】： 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用
Humor's role in our lives
People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.
【第3句】： 描写心情美好的英语句子
【第1句】：I am too happy to stand faint！我要幸福的昏倒了！【第2句】：May you come into a good fortune! Good luck, good health, hood cheer. I wish you a happy New Year. 祝好运、健康、佳肴伴你度过一个快乐新年。
【第3句】：I hasten to congratulate you on the happy return of your birthday. 时值足下千秋令旦，草此聊表贺忱。【第4句】：I n this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。
【第5句】：Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.对于大多数人来说， 他们认定自己有多幸福， 就有多幸福。【第6句】：T housand of time i have thought of you .my heart is going high into the air and flying with my blessing towards you i don't care loneliness. i am satisfied when you are happy and i am happy when i think of you！千万个思念，在空气中凝固。
扬起风吹向你，带着我的祝福，寂寞我不在乎，你快乐我就满足，想你是我的幸福！【第7句】：I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although i've no idea of who he is. but i feel happy every day for this. 我知道这世上有人在等我，尽管我不知道我在等谁。但是因为这样，我每天都非常快乐。
【第8句】：H appy are the families where the government of parents is the reign of affection, and of the children the submission to love.幸福的家庭，父母靠慈爱当家，孩子也是出于对父母的爱而顺从大人。【第9句】：W ith the friends there are always laughs and shared happy moments, the friends are like the small drops of water of the morning dew, where the heart is it and freshens up.总是能与朋友一齐笑和分享快乐时光的朋友，就像心里面一小滴清晨的露水，可以使人精神饱满。
【第10句】：I will make you happy when you are depressed. i will make you delighted when you are in great sorrow！在你抑郁的时候， 就是你的开心果。在你忧伤的时候， 愿作你的忘忧树！【第11句】：Thank you for your helping my dreams,my life,my future ,Happy Birthday,sir!【第12句】：L ife to learn to enjoy: enjoy working happy laughter, enjoy friends, enjoy the warmth of family, enjoy the joy to create, enjoy the sweet fruit. 生活中要学会享受：享受工作的欢快，享受朋友的笑声，享受家人的温馨，享受创造的快慰，享受果实的甜美。
【第13句】：I n this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。【第14句】：On the journey of life you have kindled the light of hope for me to enrich my mind, add my wisdom to thank you! Teacher, I wish you healthy forever, happy, happy！人生旅程上您为我点燃希望的光芒丰富我的心灵，增添我的智慧 谢谢您！老师，愿您永远健康、愉快、幸福！15 、H appy is the man who is living by his hobby. 醉心于某种癖好的人是幸福的。
【第4句】： 英文经典哲理心情语句
【第1句】：记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的
Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.
【第2句】：能冲刷一切的除了眼泪，就是时间，以时间来推移感情，时间越长，冲突越淡，仿佛不断稀释的茶
Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.
【第3句】：怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物，也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分
Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God.
【第4句】：智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。
Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life.
【第5句】：世上的姑娘总以为自己是骄傲的公主（除了少数极丑和少数极聪明的姑娘例外）
Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones.
【第5句】： 谁能给几句较为伤感的英语句子
伤感英文诗
Angel
As I look into your eyes
I see an angel in disguise
like Ive never been
here next to you near
and keep you by my side
Whenever i see you smile
Ill drop into a fairytale
Like a playful child
sleeping on the puffy cloud
Then the cloud disappeared
I fell all the way down to here
but you helped me to fight away my fears
I heard you whisper in my ear
all of the words i long to hear
of how youll always be
here next to me
to wipe away my tears.
