幽默的英语好句子说说心情短语
【第1句】： 幽默的英语句子
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. 金钱非万能， 信用卡犹在. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人； 每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 每个人都应该结婚，毕竟， 快乐并不是生命的全部. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人不会去结婚， 而当他们胶笏婚就也就不再聪明了. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "你的未来取决于你的梦想"， 所以赶快去睡觉吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有比每天早上起床更好的方式开始新的一天. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
【第2句】： 英语的一些比较有趣的句子
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.
我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
（这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。）
Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棍？
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
【第3句】： 有趣搞笑的英语句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，
忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
【第4句】： 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用
Humor's role in our lives
People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.
【第5句】： 搞笑的英语句子
【第1句】：When two's company, three's the result！两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！【第2句】：Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
【第3句】：God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。【第4句】：There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
【第5句】：Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。【第6句】：Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
【第7句】：A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。【第8句】：Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
【第9句】：Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。【第10句】：The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
【第11句】：One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。【第12句】：The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？【第13句】：Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
【第14句】：Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。【第15句】：Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。【第16句】：Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours！“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
【第17句】：Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk .“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。【第18句】：Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
【第19句】：Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。
【第6句】： 搞笑的英语句子
【第1句】：I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车，后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数，于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
【第2句】：I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去，而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊！
【第3句】：Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。
【第4句】：The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
直译：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
【第5句】：The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
直译：早起滴小鸟有虫虫！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！
【第6句】：We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.直译：在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.
【第7句】：Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.直译：就象打桥牌。如果对手不好使，自己的手必须好使。
【第8句】：Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.直译：有些人就像Slinkies（弹簧玩具），没什么实在用处，但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去还是很有喜感。
【第9句】：Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.直译：政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏了！
【第10句】：sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching.直译：偶尔要回头看看，否则永远都在追寻，而不知道自己失去了什么。
【第7句】： 搞笑的英语句子
老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思
老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？
我说：“我不知道”
老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！
老妈：还嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）
老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。
我说：是“我知道“
老妈：知道就快说。
我说：就是“我知道“
老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？
我说：就是我知道呀！
老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）
老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？
我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧
这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“
我：“我很烦，别烦我“
老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）
老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我说：“我没听清，再说一次“
老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我没听清，再说一次“
结果被扁
老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“
我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）
老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我说：“查字典“
“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）
老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“
我说：“你最好问别人“
“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“
我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“
“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手
我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”
“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”
【第8句】： 跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan
【第1句】：Can you can a can as a canner can can a can？你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？【第2句】：I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想.【第3句】：I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream！我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！【第4句】：How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼.【第5句】：The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里.【第6句】：Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.无论是晴天或是阴天.无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露.【第7句】：Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked？彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜.彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜.那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？【第8句】：I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法.如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了.【第9句】：Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，直说自己把鬼碰.【第10句】：Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明.【第11句】：Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面.【第12句】：Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西.【第13句】：Few free fruit flies fly from flames.没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去.【第14句】：Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬.【第15句】：There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.for a bright night light is just like a slight light.像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱.【第17句】：A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光【第18句】：How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets？如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？【第19句】：Mr.See owned a saw and Mr.Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千.现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千.【第20句】：If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧.【第21句】：Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了.【第22句】：A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口.【第23句】：Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯条）。
