搞笑英语记忆句子说说心情
【第1句】： 英文经典哲理心情语句
【第1句】：记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的
Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.
【第2句】：能冲刷一切的除了眼泪，就是时间，以时间来推移感情，时间越长，冲突越淡，仿佛不断稀释的茶
Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.
【第3句】：怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物，也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分
Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God.
【第4句】：智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。
Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life.
【第5句】：世上的姑娘总以为自己是骄傲的公主（除了少数极丑和少数极聪明的姑娘例外）
Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones.
【第2句】： qq英语搞笑个性签名
。.额。这搞笑的不怎么知道..不过嘛..电锯惊魂里面的经典话
live or die , make your choice （生或者死，做出你的选择 差不多就这意思了）
然后呢。. 记得lonely里面的歌词挺好的
Runnin' out of time I see who's fake （日久见人心。.）
If I ever should fall , I could count on you with no fear（如果我跌倒，我不会害怕 因为有你能让我依靠。）
After a fuss and fight Tears in my eyes I'm a man lookin' for the light （带着伤痕和泪水去寻找光明。.）
Your ass is late so look for the line （你来晚了就要排队..）
这些差不多吧。如果喜欢可以去找找 其实很多问题百度上都可以找到答案的。.
【第3句】： 搞笑的英语句子
老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思
老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？
我说：“我不知道”
老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！
老妈：还嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）
老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。
我说：是“我知道“
老妈：知道就快说。
我说：就是“我知道“
老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？
我说：就是我知道呀！
老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）
老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？
我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧
这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“
我：“我很烦，别烦我“
老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）
老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我说：“我没听清，再说一次“
老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我没听清，再说一次“
结果被扁
老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“
我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）
老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我说：“查字典“
“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）
老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“
我说：“你最好问别人“
“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“
我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“
“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手
我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”
“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”
【第4句】： 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用
Humor's role in our lives
People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.
【第5句】： 有没有搞笑的英语句子
Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Lovetheneighbor.Butdon'tgetcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.Accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams."Sogotosleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hardworkneverkilledanybody."Butwhytaketherisk?"
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Workfascinatesme."Icanlookatitforhours!"
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
The more you learn, the more you know , The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多，忘记的越多， 忘记的越多，知道的越少， 为什么学来着？！
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养. （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
【第6句】： 励志心情英语句子
While there is life there is hope.
一息若存，希望不灭。
I am a slow walker,but I never walk backwards. (Abraham.Lincoln America)
我走得很慢，但是我从来不会后退。（亚伯拉罕。林肯美国）
Never underestimate your power to change yourself!
永远不要低估你改变自我的能力！
Nothing is impossible!
没有什么不可能！
Nothing for nothing.
不费力气，一无所得。
The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible ". (Bonaparte Napoleon ,French emperor )
凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能的”。（ 法国皇帝 拿破仑。 B.）
I will greet this day with love in my heart.
我要用全身心的爱来迎接今天
