幽默英语句子说说心情
【第1句】： 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用
Humor's role in our lives
People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.
【第2句】： 心情英语句子大全
1:i need to believe love can last。我真的想去相信爱是可以长久的。
2:the worst way to miss some one is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.想念一个人最糟糕的方式就是坐在他身旁，而知道你不能拥有他。
3:look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me. 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。
4:never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
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6:a person rich money is not certain, but if the man is not a dream, the poor people.一个人有钱没钱不一定，但如果这个人没有了梦想，这个人穷定了。
7:love. i fell in love with it so lonely.爱情.它让我爱上寂寞。
8:Wish you a whole world of happiness now that your birthday is here. May your memories today be warm ones. May your dreams today be dear. may your joy last through the year.愿你的生日充满无穷的快乐，愿你今天的回忆温馨，愿你今天的梦想甜美，愿你这一年称心如意！
9:understand their own strengths, to choose the life occupation orientation; practice their strengths, to accomplish his career.了解自己的长项，才能选准人生的职业方向；练好自己的长项，才能成就自己的事业。
10:the burning log bursts in flame and cries---"this is my flower, my death." 燃烧的木料发出熊熊火焰，喊着："这是我的花，我的死亡."
【第3句】： 求一些经典的英文句子
【第1句】：You smiled and talked to me of nothing and I felt that for this I had been waiting for long. 【第2句】：I cannot tell why this heart languishes in silence. Is it for the small needs it never asks, or knows or remembers? 【第3句】：Gods tried of their paradise, envy man. 【第4句】：Love remains a secret even when spoken, for only a lover truly knows that he is loved. 【第5句】：I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 【第6句】：To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 【第7句】：Don't cry because it is over. Smile, because it happened. 【第8句】：Do to others as you would have them do to you.己所不欲勿施于人。
【第9句】：A fall into a pit, a gain in you wit.吃一堑长一智 【第10句】：Faith moves mountains. 【第11句】：So said, so done. 【第12句】：Learn to walk before you run.循序渐进 【第13句】：Don't judge a person by the clothes he wears. 【第14句】：Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody. 【第15句】：Do not, for one failure, give up the object that you decided to get. 【第16句】：It is better to fight for good cause than to fail because of something that is wrong.宁为善而斗，毋屈服于恶。 【第17句】：Self-trust is the first secret of success. 【第18句】：It is not for the stars to hold our destiny but for us. 【第19句】：If I had no sense of humor, I would have killed myself long ago. 【第20句】：He who promises too much means nothing.轻诺必寡信 【第21句】：After rain comes the sunshine.苦尽甘来 【第22句】：Two heads are better than one.集思广益 【第23句】：Pain past is pleasure. 【第24句】：Nothing is impossible for a willing heart. 【第25句】：All things are difficult before they are easy万事开头难 【第26句】：It's never too late to mend. 【第27句】：If I have seen farther than most men, it was by standing on the shoulders of giants. 【第28句】：No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess. 【第29句】：I don't know what I seem like to the world, but I see myself as a boy playing on the seashore, diverting myself now and finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than other ones, while in the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered right in front of you. 【第30句】：Love makes the world go around. 【第31句】：Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.对于大多数人来说，他们认定自己有多幸福，就有多幸福。
【第32句】：The greatest happiness of life is the belief that we are loved. 【第33句】：Pride comes before a fall.骄兵必败 【第34句】：Tow is company, but three is none. 【第35句】：A new broom sweeps clean.新官上任三把火 【第36句】：The grass is always greener on the other side.这山望著那山高。 【第37句】：Putting the cart before the horse.本末倒置 【第38句】：Murder will out.纸包不住火 【第39句】：If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change you attitude. Don't complain. 【第40句】：Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. 【第41句】：A hedge between keeps friendship green君子之交淡如水 【第42句】：If one way is better than another, you can be sure that it is nature's way. 【第43句】：Let's cross the bridge when we get to it船到桥头自然直 【第44句】：Nothing is difficult to the man who will try.世上无难事，只要肯攀登。
【第45句】：Knowing something about everything, and everything about something. 【第46句】：A beautiful form is better than a beautiful face; a beautiful behavior than a beautiful form. 【第47句】：If winter comes, can spring be far behind? 【第48句】：A still tongue makes a wise head.寡言为智 【第49句】：Love is magical. It's a language the deaf can hear, a song the disabled can dance to, and a sunset the blind can see. 【第50句】：Taking blue from green leaves it yellow; taking a positive mind from life leaves it in sorrow. 【第51句】：Money can buy entertainment, but not happiness; money can buy a temple, but not god. 【第52句】：My birth is history; my death is a mystery. 【第53句】：Don't waste life in doubts and fears. 【第54句】：The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. 【第55句】：Lookers-on see most of the game.旁观者清 【第56句】：You can not understand the importance of something until it is gone forever.。
【第4句】： 最悲伤的英文句子
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有
Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get
生活就像一盒巧克力，你永远不知道你会得到什么。
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
The sandflass remembers the time we lost
沙漏记得`我们遗忘的时光
希望能帮助你解决问题
【第5句】： 伤感的英文句子
泰戈尔 最遥远的距离
The Furthest Distance In The World
The furthest distance in the world 世界上最遥远的距离
Is not between life and death 不是生与死
But when I stand in front of you 而是我就站在你面前
Yet you don't know that I love you 你却不知道我爱你
The furthest distance in the world 世界上最遥远的距离
Is not when i stand in font of you 不是我就站在你面前
Yet you can't see my love 你却不知道我爱你
But when undoubtedly knowing the love from both 而是明明知道彼此相爱
Yet cannot Be togehter 却不能在一起
The furthest distance in the world 世界上最遥远的距离
Is not being apart while being in love 不是明明知道彼此相爱
But when plainly can not resist the yearning 却不能在一起
Yet pretending 而是 明明无法抵挡这股想念
You have never been in my heart 却还得故意装作丝毫没有把你放在心里
The furthest distance in the world 世界上最遥远的距离
Is not 不是明明无法抵挡这股想念
But using one's indifferent heart 却还得故意装作丝毫没有把你 放在心里
To dig an uncrossable river 而是 用自己冷漠的心
For the one who loves you 对爱你的人掘了一道无法跨越的沟渠
【第6句】： 搞笑的英语句子
老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思
老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？
我说：“我不知道”
老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！
老妈：还嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）
老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。
我说：是“我知道“
老妈：知道就快说。
我说：就是“我知道“
老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？
我说：就是我知道呀！
老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）
老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？
我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧
这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“
我：“我很烦，别烦我“
老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）
老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我说：“我没听清，再说一次“
老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我没听清，再说一次“
结果被扁
老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“
我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）
老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我说：“查字典“
“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）
老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“
我说：“你最好问别人“
“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“
我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“
“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手
我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”
“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”
【第7句】： 唯美伤感的英语句子
1 我的世界不允许你的消失，不管结局是否完美 No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world. 2 爱情是一个精心设计的谎言 Love is a carefully designed lie. 3 承诺常常很像蝴蝶，美丽的飞盘旋然后不见 Promises are often like the butterfly, which disappear after beautiful hover. 4 凋谢是真实的 盛开只是一种过去 Fading is true while flowering is past. 5 为什么幸福总是擦肩而过，偶尔想你的时候….就让….回忆来陪我 Why I have never catched the happiness? Whenever I want you ,I will be accompanyed by the memory of.6 如果你为着错过夕阳而哭泣，那么你就要错群星了 If you weeped for the missing sunset,you would miss all the shining stars .7 如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇见 If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,then I wish we had never encountered . 8 宁愿笑著流泪，也不哭著说后悔 心碎了，还需再补吗？ I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken ,is it needed to fix? 9 天空没有翅膀的痕迹，而鸟儿已飞过 There are no trails of the wings in the sky, while the birds has flied away. 10 当香烟爱上火柴时，就注定受到伤害 When a cigarette falls in love with a match,it is destined to be hurt .11 人活着 总是要得罪一些人的 就要看那些人是否值得得罪 When alive ,we may probably offend some people.However, we must think about whether they are deserved offended. 12 命里有时终需有 命里无时莫强求 You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kveth for it if it doesn't appear in your life. 13 没有谁对不起谁，只有谁不懂得珍惜谁. No one indebted for others,while many people don't know how to cherish others. 14 永远不是一种距离，而是一种决定 Eternity is not a distance but a decision. 15 在回忆里继续梦幻不如在地狱里等待天堂 Dreaming in the memory is not as good as waiting for the paradise in the hell .16 哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹 Where there is great love, there are always miracles. 17 爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里 Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. 18 假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. 19 有了你，我迷失了自我；失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失 Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again. 20 每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人 At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. 21 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么 Look into my eyes you will see what you mean to me. 22 距离使两颗心靠得更近 Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 23 如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧 If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. 24 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓 Love is a vine that grows into our hearts. 25 因为你，我懂得了爱 If I know what love is, it is because of you. 26 爱情是生活最好的提神剂 Love is the greatest refreshment in life. 27 有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗 The darkness is no darkness with thee. 28 如果没有人爱我们，我们也就不会再爱自己了 We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. 29 治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱 There is no remedy for love but to love more. 30 如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了 When love is not madness, it is not love. 31 有爱的心永远年轻 A heart that loves is always young. 32 爱情就像月亮，不增则减 Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases. 33 灵魂不能没有爱而存在 The soul cannot live without love. 34 生命虽短，爱却绵长 Brief is life, but love is long. 35 爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷 Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak. 36 没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓 Take away love, and our earth is a tomb. 37 我的爱与你同在 My heart is with you. 38 尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想 I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet! 39 我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步 I'll think of you every step of the way. 40 无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候 Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. 41 热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望 Passionate love is a quenchless thirst. 42 在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心 The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. 43 没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书 Every day without you is like a book without pages. 44 爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出 Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of. 45 爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯 Love is a light that never dims. 46 愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽，展翅高飞 May your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight. 47 人活着总要爱一回 She who has never loved, has never lived. 48 生命。
